Got another first in one of my uni modules. Very proud! I’m killing it.

Ah. Um. Feels like a whole Mayan calender’s worth of time since I last logged on. I see we still haven’t formed some sort of rebellion against the rest of civilisation, yet. Well that’s disappointing, I was looking forward to that. Har de har har. - H

So I can call him a silver unicorn and smooch with him all day like Jenna Marbles! She’s my hero!

Why are murderers allowed to live without being tortured to death? I’m watching a documentary about the Moors murders. It makes me sick to my stomach.

And my best friends just finished their last exam, joining me in the ‘absolutely-no-more-school-we-are-gonna-have-an-awesome-summer-because-we-have-zero-work-to-do’ club. Now that i’m in a nostalgic mood, I’m just going to get into bed and watch Pushing Daisies because I used to watch it so often when I was younger and because the cinematography makes me want to curl up into a cosy ball.

I’m not going to moan about finding a job because it needs to be done… But, ugh…